Seriously. This isn't a call to buy — it's literally an instruction.
We named the token this honestly because nothing was going to stop you anyway.
Utility: none. Roadmap: a straight line to nowhere.
⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠ DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN ⚠
CASE FILE №001
How it started
Telegram Messenger ✅
@telegram
Someone asked what Telegram's intern named his dog.
The answer was short: "DoNotBuyThisToken".
Jun 25, '263,089 views
We didn't come up with this ticker. A dog did. We just deployed it.
LIVE EVIDENCE
The chart nobody asked for
Live data pulled straight from Dexscreener. Watching it won't stop you from buying either.
SAFETY DATA SHEET
Technical specs
NAME
DoNotBuyThisToken
TICKER
$DONOTBUYTHISTOKEN
NETWORK
TON (The Open Network)
UTILITY
none — and it's stated honestly in the name
PROMISES
0. We promise nothing — that's rare in crypto, actually.
RISK LEVEL
MAXIMUM (printed right on the label)
TEAM
One dog and his very honest tweet
SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS
Do not buy if...
HAZARD 1📉
...you can read
The token's name is the instruction. We're not responsible for you opening this site.
HAZARD 2🐕
...you take advice from a dog
This coin is literally named after a dog. The dog is not a financial advisor.
HAZARD 3🚫
...you have money
The best strategy is to keep money nowhere near this website at all.
HAZARD 4🔁
...you're going to buy anyway
We know. You know. The dog knows. Everyone knows. Buy at your own risk and tail.